February 2012
29 posts
Filling the piggy bank
Daddy: "This is a penny."
Hayden: "Penny."
Daddy: "And this is a nickel."
Hayden: "Nickel."
Daddy: "This little one is a dime."
Hayden: "A dime."
Daddy: "And the big one is a quarter."
Hayden: "Quarter."
Daddy: "OK, so what's this first one again?"
Hayden: "A pickle!"
“My muscles are too big!”
– Hayden
“Don’t sing, Daddy.
You’re not a good singer.”
– Hayden
"I love it! I'm Hayden!"
That’s how our boy sings the song “Crazy Town” by Jason Aldean. The actual words in the chorus are “I love it! I hate it!” If you want to listen to the song we’re talking about, the line in question is at the 0:53 mark in this video.
Hayden has a crush on a 5 yr. old!
Mommy: Did you have fun yesterday?
Hayden: I had fun with Wivia! She is soooo cute! I want Bart, Carrie, and Wivia to come back to the house of Hayden!
To the moon
Bagger, to Hayden, at grocery store: "You're so adorable. We'll just have to wait and see what you're going to be when you grow up."
Daddy: "What do you want to be when you grow up, Hayden?"
Hayden: "I want to be an astronaut!"
Hyper Hayden
Mommy: "Come here. I've got to change you."
Hayden: "You've got to change me?"
Daddy: "Can you change him into something quieter?"
January 2012
68 posts
Dr. Seus isn't a good teacher...
Kelly: "What letters are those?"
Hayden: "P-O-P!"
Kelly: "Good job. What's P-O-P spell?"
Hayden: "Dibble dop!"
Birds of a feather...
Daddy: "What does a turkey say?"
Hayden: "Gobble! Gobble!"
Daddy: "What does a chicken say?"
Hayden: "Bawk! Bawk!"
(pause)
Hayden: What do Angry Birds say?"
Chicago style
Daddy: "It's time to go eat breakfast."
Hayden: "Can I have pizza?!"
